The joke that is the Senate elections

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Overall, the Senate elections just helped the nation realise how our politicians are still bickering over all the wrong priorities. —Reuters

The recent Senate elections proved one thing beyond doubt: our politicians still have no idea how to conduct themselves.

The joke started with the PTI creating a fuss over a non-issue i.e. not being able to keep their party people in-line to vote for their candidates instead of voting based on bidding wars by independent candidates.

Then, it was continued with the 22nd Amendment, which was put up by PML-N as a trap to get the PTI back in Parliament, while sending the impression that the PML-N had afforded the PTI a face-saving stunt. And it ended with the passing off of people like Raja Zafar ul Haq (an esteemed career politician) and Sajid Mir as technocrats.

Overall, the Senate elections just helped the nation realise how our politicians are still bickering over all the wrong priorities.

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After the elections, came Act II of this comedy i.e. the election of the chairman Senate.

Now here is the thing: the PML-N was under the impression that with their recent keeping-under-the-radar on every issue, they would pull enough strings to get enough numbers in the senate to get their man the top job.

What the PML-N did not realise is, unlike the people of people Punjab and those of Pakistan, Asif Zardari saw them coming from a mile away.

 

What unfolded in the next three days was the funniest thing I have witnessed in Pakistani politics: Asif Zardari rose from political hibernation, walked over to the PML-N and PTI, quietly took what he wanted and walked away.

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By the time the two realised what had happened, he was inviting the prime minister to come over for dinner so he could pretzel the Senate Chairmanship out of him. Forget the clean sweep of 11 Senate seats in Punjab and the ill-conceived 22nd amendment stunt, the PML-N ended up looking weaker than it has since May 2013.



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