Early this morning, our old cat sounded strange. I guess the poor old cat reach its infertility.

I almost die into laughter when a mouse came out under his cage. Instead of threatening the mouse the old cat was frightened.

Consequently, my girlfriend scolded me for watching the two creatures. Oh, I almost forgot that I have to wash the dishes.

I narrated the story to my friend, Oscar. For watching the creatures and not washing the dishes, I almost received one-two punch combination and uppercut from my girlfriend.

"Your girlfriend height is?" he asked.

"Flat five!" I laughed.

"So you are like the cat. You are inches taller but..." He didn't finish his statement and then burst into laughter.

Next time, I wont tell stories to him. ;/