There she was sitting there right nicely but boldly like the world was all hers and no human, man or woman, child or infant had the right to exist on earth. She wore the smell of strong wooded musk perfume and her smile was as dark and beautiful as spring time. Upon seeing her for the very first time I wanted so badly to come from out of my hiding place and look at her, to talk to her and possibly feel her to see if she was real, but, I thought against it for she was more than likely more dangerous than she is beautiful to look at only. She is drop dead gorgeous but poison, a creature of the darkness and HRH, the Spider Princess and I was lucky to have discovered her.
She sat high above the heads of her workers, they were half ugly trolls that worked as if they hadn't rested in days. The Spider Princess sat comfortably in her signature snare technique of a spider web, the ones that you cannot see, a trap for her prey. She is as human as any man or woman with beautiful Auburn-red hair that's luscious and long and curly like models on the front cover of a magazine. And when she talked it was clear that she carried an accent from the Island, although which I couldn't detect I just knew she had one and a beautiful one at that. The Spider Princess came down from the web, she moved swift like the dead and she was dressed in the fanciest clothing and wore spider web shoes on her feet and the color of her gorgeous skin is pale-yellow, and she had a body to die for.
"Sweet Spider Princess, what is your desires for dinner this evening for you haven't eaten anything all day and neither have we and we beg of you that you will allow us this moment to first give you your dinner and then that we be able to enjoy ours?" I heard one of the Trolls call out to the Spider Princess. He stood out in front of her and the other Trolls stood about the Victorian manor. I remained hidden in my safe spot behind the walls that I peeped from behind and got good sight of them all. I waited almost impatiently for her to answer to the troll for I supposed that the Spider Princess being a spider that she would want a human dinner just like her great and terrible spider ancestors of the days of old, and when it came to that part I just wouldn't watch, oh, I just couldn't watch for I couldn't stand to see her as beautiful as she was cobbling down an helpless human whole with her devils pitch fork and knife like the ancestors did decades ago.
"Agreed ALSTON." she spake in a most beautiful accent. "The body has to eat or it will starve and so yes, we must feast." she stood in silence brief and then she spoke up suddenly using some force. " But me first because I am the Spider Princess and you know what I like, so bring it to me." she replied with a wave of her hand like that of the PHARAOH. I bite down on my tongue to keep from crying out to her hidden from behind the walls of the gorgeous manor. "NOOO, Please don't kill another innocent human being and for good sakes don't suck the life out of them or stab them with your fork and knife and gobble them down your beautiful creepy mouth like your Spider ancestors has done for centuries! No, No, No, I can't stand it! I won't stand it anymore...!" I wanted to scream out, cry out to her. Whatever it took to stop her from killing my kind.
A split second later the trolls brought out a tall bottle off wine seated on ice inside a wine bucket and a large, delicious looking Dinner Salad with a croissant and a hauntingly beautiful black rose for their dark lady- their Spider Princess- for after all she is dark with the most mysterious hazel-brown eyes. I was baffled it was the first time in decades that I had seen a human spider eat vegetables and not a human, and I wondered if the Spider Princess had of discovered me hiding there behind the secret wall of her home... would she have ate me instead?
