The teacher’s table is full of people who are clearly getting past their coolness prime. While you can kind of tell that some of them used to be cool, they’re beyond caring at this point and are more content to just sit around talking about their kids and pets and whatever other boring stuff teachers talk about.

When they’re not doing that, you can bet that they’re embarrassing their OWN kids every chance they get, usually by publicly sharing old stories and baby pictures to everyone who’s willing to look.