A word of advice from a legal secretary: Don't break the law. If you do break the law and are caught; keep quiet, be respectful, and call an attorney. Don't post about it on Facebook. Don't call the officers names and spit on them. Do not lie to your attorney because you think your cover story is really, really good.

     When you were growing up and you Mom and/or Dad told you criminals are dumb, for the most part they were right. My job relies on this. If people were to stop being dumb I could find another job and quite happily would do so.