Things you SHOULD do to get BANNED from bitLanders? Easy! 

Hello! I am jvanity1 and I won't be beating around the bush. I made this blog because some users really don't follow the rules here as imposed by the bitLanders team. This kind of topic has been written about so many times by my co-bitLanders and it's just that nothing seems to happen. I can understand the new users but the old users concerned are, I don't know. Have they understood the rules here? I have also noticed that the newbies are slowly increasing again and that some of them are starting to do likewise. To the new users, please read this because this is so important. To the deemed guilty, this blog is made for you. Since you don't listen well, might as well encourage you to keep going. BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET BANNED, RIGHT?

I don't want to be banned so I don't want to do them. However, we have our own choice. If you want to do them, okey then do it. If the others' blogs have warned you, then I will be the opposite. You want to get banned? Then go for it. I support you.

Presenting to you the tips on how to get BANNED:

1. You SHOULD ask for buzz/sub deals on comments and on chat.

This is the best way to get BANNED. And doing this repeatedly? It becomes a SPAM! Take a look at the comments of our fellow users who want to get BANNED.

Screenshot source: bitLanders.com

Since the start of the strict implementation of the new rule, these kind of users have been wiped away from the face of bitLanders by the management themselves. And now, some users are starting to have this habit again. Looks like they are not learning anything. Perhaps, they want to be artistic: Designing a new avatar every time their accounts are disabled. Selling a new product. Like that.

What more could be a better way to do it on the chat too?

Photo source: bitLanders.com

I mean it's fun, people can interact with you. But especially if Sir Francesco, Micky, Hillary, Lry, and the other staff members are there. You're like playing hide and seek and you're hoping that they won't see your dialogues but eventually you can't hide from them. Keep doing that and they will be the ones to hide you. VERY UNIQUE ACTIVITY.

*Let's try this. Leave a comment down below saying, "Buzz/Sub me back" and then we report you.

2. You SHOULD use Filipino, Urdu, Hindi, Japanese, Chinese, etc on the Global chat ALL THE TIME. SAY NO TO ENGLISH.

Why would you use English when you have your own mother tongue? 

Photo source: bitLanders.com

These people must be very proud of their own language to the point of displaying it on the global chat ALL THE TIME. Micky said that it's okay to use other languages other than English on private chat. But these people, maybe they just want to be patriotic and doing it on the global chat is one way of being so. You can also do this repeatedly and be BANNED just like them. But make sure to write to your co-bitLanders your final words before being banned. At least you have something to say that we won't forget.

3. You SHOULD post inappropriate contents.

 

 Used photo source: 123rf.com

BIG CHECK. 

Other users also like to post inappropriate contents and most of them connote a sexual meaning. I really don't understand why these users have the guts to promote such obscene acts. Looks like they're so bored that they got confused and wanted to turn bitLanders into some lewd material. They probably wanted to show everyone how cool the skin and the bodies in their contents are. Fine, it's their style. Anyhow, everyone has their own style in this world. Maybe they insisted to make bitLanders a sexual world for they loved the 'ban challenge'. How about you? Do you want to be like them? Be loud and proud! Show the world what you're made of and go all the way down to the pitfall of crunching misery where you'll resent that your account has been disabled. This is a once in a lifetime ban experience so be fearless. :)

4. You SHOULD plagiarize.

Plagiarism - copying contents from the web and claiming them as your own without giving due credits to the real owners. 

 

 Photo source: plagiarism.com

But do not believe the picture. Remember, we want to get banned so we plagiarize all we want. My mistake, it's not me but only you wanting to be disabled so you plagiarize to your heart's content. It's not hard to plagiarize. Just don't mention the source of the materials you are using. This requires some acting skills because you have to pretend that they're your own. And if someone tells you to remove them before they reach the admin, still listen not to them but to your own heart ONLY. "You reap what you sow.", as said by a Russian Proverb. You will finally get the fruits of your labor and it might even be the day after you plagiarized things.

*Do you think they have this plagiarism checker tool too?

Video source: Karen Cafaro (youtube)

*I DON'T KNOW. If you're going to search for plagiarism checkers on youtube, you'll find a number of tools. CHECKING FOR SLAVISH COPYING WON'T BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR THEM. :) 

5. You SHOULD use fake ID documents when withdrawing your earnings.

I'm lost for words. Anyone willing to do this would be bold and become a risk-taker. Are you one? If so, you can follow this tip for a zero percent chance of bitLanders survival. You will take the risk of feigning your true identity but the good news is that the admin is good in scrutinizing your fake identity. What are you waiting for? Time is running fast so present some fake IDs now and get busted mercilessly by them. 

*Who knows they might have this tool! ^.^

Video source: Idvue Clear Id Verification (youtube.com)

*Example of a fake ID: 

 Photo source: greatfakeid.com

Com'on, isn't it exciting? :)

6. You SHOULD use bots in cheating the buzz system.

I'm not techie so I'm not familiar that much with technological jargons but I suppose bots are used to boost social media features like increasing the number of Facebook likes/shares in a short span of time. 

According to my exploring of Google, bots are applications that do automated activities over the internet. So my definition was almost right. Bots are MAGIC!

Photo source: somersethouse.org.uk

Yes, bots are an art. So if you know some things particularly when you're an IT connoisseur, use bots to cheat the buzz system. As a pay for your work, YOUR AVATAR will be redesigned. :)

Photo source: bitLanders.com

THEY WILL REDESIGN YOU INTO A SAD AND SICK AVATAR. :) 

Just a resemblance. :) 

 

Six easy and simple tips that you can follow to achieve that ultimate goal. Prepare some tactics using these tips and you'll be a sure win - You're banned! :)

 

Have a happy banning! :)