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1-Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.~Hoosier Farmer

2-Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.~Peter Ustinov

3-Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!~ Jay Leno

4- Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.         ~ Henry Kissinger

5-Valentine’s Day – the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.~Lewis Black

6-True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.~Erich Segal

7- Love is being stupid together.~Paul Valery

8-Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.~Anonymous

9-Falling in love is so hard on the knees.~Aerosmith

10-Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.~Cathy Carlyle

11-I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning

12-Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Anonymous

13-Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.~Anon

14-What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.~Pearl Bailey

15-Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

16-Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger

17-Love,a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.” – ~Author Anonymous

18-I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.~Anon

19- Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.~ Jon Stewart

20-Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. ~Author Anonymous

21-I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.~Tracy Smith

22-Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.~David Letterman

23-Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, – but not for love.~ William Shakespeare

24-Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!~Greg Giraldo

25-Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.~Jon Stewart