1. Hahaha...

 

Fred : Hey man , what you eat!?, why are you here?

Jason : Man you know.., I don't have eat anything that's why I'm here..

 

2. The Key

 

Husband : Hon, you are the key of my heart..

Wife : OK then , who is the girl with you on that mall.?

Husband : Duplicate.

 

3. In the store

 

Kid : Can I buy ?

 

Vendor : What's yours boy ?

 

Kid : A liquid solution that was mixed evenly with organic and inorganic compound substances and had undergone fermentation and sealed inside a solid state of matter in a homogenous mixture.

 

Vendor : What is that , I don't understand!?

 

Kid : In short "Coke".

 

4. In a social company

 

Manager : are you the applicant ??

Applicant : Yes, Sir.

Manager : Why your wearing swimsuit , what job are you applying for?

Applicant : Summer job sir.

 

5. Correct.. hehehe

 

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