1. What happen !?

 

Both husband and wife is white skin, when they have a child , the husband was shock because their baby is so dark.

The husband suspect that the child is from another man.

 

The shouted to his wife.." why our baby is so dark !?" explain it to me , Why!?

 

The wife answered.." “Hone, I’m hot… you’re also hot…so the baby is overcook! "

 

2. Gecko

 

There's a five gecko on the ceiling. The one gecko turn around and dancing wiggle, wiggle .

" Are you not impress with me?" the one gecko asked.

"Of course we do that's fantastic.." answered by four geckos

" So , why do you not clap.." the one gecko asked again.

" your idiot! , did you want us to fall!?.." 

Hahaha....^_^

 

3. In bus..

 

Passenger: Sir , please stop now.!

Driver : Do you want to go down?

Passenger : No , I want to go up , is there a 2nd floor ..?

 

4. The artist

 

Are you the one texting my daughter..? Please stop texting her..she like doing nothing in a whole day just texting and texting with that cellphone..she never mind now her career in showbiz.. are you her stalker, a fan..?

 

5. Love ,Love, love

 

The BROKEN HEART said , " I'm the only one who love you very much , in the two of us , you had a big lost because one day I want to love someone just like my love that I gave to you but you cannot experience the someone love you like the love that I gave to you".

 

The HEARTBREAKER answered , " Yes I'm not meeting anyone who can love me very much just like you gave to me but I assure you one thing , I love him the way you want me to love you!!!"