1. Lovey dovey

 

Boy : Are you PSP game ?

Girl: No. Why?

Boy : Because I hope that your not TEKKEN!

 

2. Aaah..

 

The driver and the priest both died and see each other in the door of heaven...

 

PETER : OK you are welcome , father here's your key on five star hotel and brother here's tour key for seven star hotel..

 

PRIEST : why it is only five star to me , I'm good in earth for almost 50 years , why ?

 

PETER : because when you have a mass , all people are sleeping while he (the driver), when he is driving, all people are praying..

 

3. Sembreak means...

 

S-leepful nights

E-xam-free days

M-orning &smile B- reaktime mode

R-estful afternoon

E-ndless vacation

A-nd last but not the least

K - nock out your allowance!

 

4. I wanna kiss..

 

Boy 1 : hey I wanna kiss you!

Boy 2 : What, are you crazy!!?

Boy 1 : please , I just wanna kiss you..

Boy 2 : Son of a....?! Where?

 

5.What!?

 

Rencee : Doc, why..my cough never stop?

Doctor : Stop your cigarette smoking!

Rencee : But doc , I stopped my smoking since back then!

Doctor : OK ...you have to smoke again, then, stop it !

 

Hahaha ...have fun ^_^