We Test Microsoft's New Age-Guessing Website With 10 Celebrity Photos (and 1 Pancake Portrait)

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Now that they've conquered the world of home computing, Microsoft has set out to dominate another, somewhat smaller industry: Those stupid "Guess Your Age" booths they have at carnivals and stuff.

 

 

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How-Old.net began as a test of Microsoft's face-recognition technology, but quickly became so popular among testers that it spread like food poisoning at … well, carnivals and stuff.

It works like this: Just upload a picture of yourself — or anyone, really — and wait for the "How Old Robot" to guess your age (and less impressively, your sex).

And unlike the aforementioned "Guess Your Age" booths they have at amusement parks, How-Old.net is completely free — although you won't win a stuffed Pikachu doll if it's wrong.

Before all you carnie-folk throw away your megaphones and head for the unemployment line, just know that the site isn't completely accurate. We tested it with a few random celebrity photos, and it barely even got close to guessing the age of …

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PAT SAJAK

Actual age at time of photograph: 67

Microsoft's guess: 49

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ANDY DICK

Actual age at time of photograph: 47

Microsoft's guess: 56

(Reuters)
THIS RONALD MCDONALD GUY

Actual age at time of photograph: Undetermined

Microsoft's guess: 6

(Reuters)
THIS WAX FIGURE OF ANGELINA JOLIE

Actual age at time of photograph: N/A (The real Angelina was 38.)

Microsoft's guess: 32

(Reuters)
GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL AND A WAX FIGURE OF GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL

Actual ages at time of photograph: 59 and N/A

Microsoft's guess: 46 (real) and 46 (wax)

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CHARLIE SHEEN

Actual age at time of photograph: 47

Microsoft's guess: 57

(Reuters)
SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG UN

Actual age at time of photograph: 32

Microsoft's guess: 46

(Reuters)
RUTH BUZZI PRESENTING AN EMMY

Actual age at time of photograph: 72

Microsoft's guess: 68

(Reuters)
PRINCE GEORGE

Actual age at time of photograph: 1

Microsoft's guess: 2

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THIS PANCAKE PORTRAIT OF EASY-E

Actual age at the time of pancake portrait: N/A

Microsoft's guess: "Couldn't detect a face."



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