It takes a man of great patience to get into a woman’s head. Since few men are blessed with that gift, you’ll need an expert to step into the picture, which is where ‘we’ come in.

 So men, brace yourself as we take you point by point into a woman’s thought process. (Warning: the truth could be too harsh to handle!)

 1.“I’m fine, trust me”

Do not trust her when she throws that line at you! She’s pissed off, and doesn’t want to talk to you. It’s best if you back off, walk three steps away from her and wait for the volcano to (eventually) erupt …

2. “Honey, I’ll be there in 5 mins”

When a woman says she’ll be ready in 5, plan for an hour! She’s probably just entered the salon when she told you that, and you know how long that’s going to take. But in her defence, she’s gotta look good right? – wear her makeup right, set her hair in place etc etc.

3. “Love? I think I gained a few pounds?”

Don’t even think of answering that one! Dodge it, get her to ask her friends instead. Trust us It’ll go down better coming from them.

 4. “Do whatever you want”

This is a danger sign. DO NOT do whatever you want, look out for signs to decode what SHE wants, and do it!

 5. “You’re Right”

Yep, you’re wrong, and will be for all of eternity!

 6. “Go ahead, do it!”

In other words, I challenge you to do it! If you go ahead with your decision, you are in SO much trouble mister….

7. “K”

It means that she’s done, she’s pissed off, and is ending the conversation for good without wanting to hear your side of the story.

8. “Hey listen, we need to talk”

Never run for your life, just listen. She’s going to talk about her problems, and one of them is definitely going to be about you, but hang in there and hear her out, and we hope she’ll hear you out too!

 9. “Can we just stick to being friends”

Here comes the truth, she just “friendzoned” you mate. So ditch the thought of living a ‘happily ever after life’ with her, because that fairytale ain’t coming true. But points for honesty, right?

10. “I think we need to take a break”

If she’s used this on you, that means that it’s a break. That does not mean you “try to date” other women or play pool with your friends all day long. That means you should think about the relationship and miss her on that “break”.

 

source- See more at: www.popxo.com/2014/07/what-do-girls-really-mean-when-they-say/#sthash.aL4WyixM.dpuf