What Each Major Is Like As A Boyfriend
Writes poems so beautiful they almost make you forget he's unemployed.
DO NOT agree to be in his movie. Trust me, it involves three other girls and you won't like it.
Propositions a foursome with another couple and refers to it as "insider trading." Giggles when he realizes this sounds a lot like "inside her trading."
Will ask "How does that make you feel?" during conversations and sex.
Refuses to ever stop for directions but is excellent at locating the G-spot.
Draws pictures of you that get less and less attractive the closer you get to breaking up.
Builds you a robot boyfriend to keep you happy since he's always in class. Robot turns out to be better at talking to women.
Writes you a song whenever you're mad at him. Initially sweet, but the "I'm sorry I called you my ex-girlfriend's name" song gets old fast.
Breaks up with you via text message but tells you not to read it in order to test Schrodinger's theory.
He will break your heart and then try to turn it off and on again.
