What Your Footwear Says About You

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What Your Footwear Says About You

Amir Khan 

 

Sandals Im either confident my feet look and smell fine, or Ive just stopped caring

socks and sandals

 

Business Shoes I want to look good, even though Ill be slightly uncomfortable

High Heels I want to look good, even though Ill be in constant unending pain the entire time

Flats I want to feel like a ballerina, but without the talent or grace

 

Running Shoes I run Forget the shoes, Ill tell you about it myself

Sneakers Im completely average, please stop staring at my feet

ratty old basketball shoes

Pretty Nice Basketball Shoes

NICE Basketball Shoes I saw the Entourage movie in theaters

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Slippers Im either insanely rich or insanely senile

Boots Im either really outdoorsy or I couldnt find my regular shoes today

 

Barefoot Im a free spirit, and you shouldnt allow me near your carpet

 

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Wheelies Im your RA and its gonna be a long year



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