We previously brought you reasons why every state in the United States sucked pretty hard, but ya know what? That was a little negative. So here's reasons why every state in the nation is actually pretty awesome.

To truly comprehend how great it is that Alabama chose whiskey, keep in mind that Indiana chose WATER.

His name is Stubbs, his town is Talkeetna, and every afternoon he trots to a nearby restaurant and drinks from a wineglass filled with water and catnip.

Not sure if there's much to add to this, other than more states should pass laws with the word "Stupid" in them.

Time to figure out how to say "hell yeah" in sign language.

THAT'S why you didn't get a cameo in the Entourage movie, Putin.