Why Each of the States Seriously Kicks Ass
We previously brought you reasons why every state in the United States sucked pretty hard, but ya know what? That was a little negative. So here's reasons why every state in the nation is actually pretty awesome.
To truly comprehend how great it is that Alabama chose whiskey, keep in mind that Indiana chose WATER.
His name is Stubbs, his town is Talkeetna, and every afternoon he trots to a nearby restaurant and drinks from a wineglass filled with water and catnip.
Not sure if there's much to add to this, other than more states should pass laws with the word "Stupid" in them.
Time to figure out how to say "hell yeah" in sign language.
THAT'S why you didn't get a cameo in the Entourage movie, Putin.
Yep, despite being the pot capital of America, there is NO excuse not to be punctual in Colorado - all thanks to the atomic clock housed at the National Institute of Science and Technology.
Only two states never ratified America's most buzzkill-y amendment, CT and Rhode Island. CT, however, was the FIRST state to say "aw hell no" to it.
Where? DelaTHERE, motherf***ers.
Also, it's the height of an 11-story building. Hell yeah.
They're known as the Georgia Guidestones and these are the lessons laid out:
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Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
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Guide reproduction wisely -- improving fitness and diversity.
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Unite humanity with a living new language.
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Rule passion -- faith -- tradition -- and all things with tempered reason.
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Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
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Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
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Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
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Balance personal rights with social duties.
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Prize truth -- beauty -- love -- seeking harmony with the infinite.
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Be not a cancer on the earth -- Leave room for nature -- Leave room for nature.
We've kinda already messed up all of 'em. Oh well, maybe the post-apocalyptic society will do better.
