WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No….
Wife : Why not ? Don’t you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i like… but..
Wife : Then why wouldn’t you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i’ll get married again….
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife….?
Husband : Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is ‘6’
Wife : –silence–
Husband : ‘shiiit’…!!
That’s why.