A Soldier Rushes To His Captain & Says: “One Enemy Ship Is Approaching Us”

Captain Replies “David, Go Bring My Red Shirt”

Soldier Gets Shirt For His Captain.

Enemy Ship Comes In, Heavy Rounds Of Fire Are Exchanged.

Finally The Captain Wins.

Soldier Asks: “Congrats Sir, But Why The Red Shirt?”

Captain Replies: “If I Got Injured Then My Blood Shouldn’t Be Seen As I Don’t Want My Soldiers To Lose Hope”

Suddenly The Soldier Replied: “Sir, 20 Enemy Ships Are Coming”

Captain Replied: “David, Go And Bring My Yellow Trouser“