Wife Saw a Sign Board..
"Shafone Suit Rs 15/
Cotton Suit Rs 8/
Banarsi Suit Rs 10/-"

Wife to husband: Mujhy 500 Rupay Den,
Me 50 Suit Khareedun gi.

Husband:
Andhi Aurat, Ye Dhobi ki Dukan Hai...;-0:p