Will Farting in Public put you in Jail?

 

In one city in the United States a councilman and a resident got into a public debate over addressing issues. The officer at the time began to move to the center of the room to calm things down.

 

Then the unthinkable happened. The resident yanked the microphone off the hinges, turned around while pulling down the lower parts of his pants and said “this is what I think of your policies.”

 

Yes…

 

He lowered the microphone to his lower backside and farted! The whole room went into an uproar! Even the officer temporarily went down on one knee in laughter. All but one laughed, the councilman being addressed. He went into a rage unprecedented after the citizen!

 

Well, word got out in the city and something that seemed so small at the time ballooned into something much bigger than anyone could have imagined. It seemed the council person became the butt of everyone’s glee.

 

Every time he went in public someone would either pass gas or make the sounds with their mouth! Now he wants the city to charge a hefty fine and jail time for anyone caught doing it in public.

 

Now I don’t want to expose where or who was involved because it has went way out of hand as it is but the councilman is in my opinion taking things a bit far.

 

What do you think? Maybe I’m looking at things in a wrong way.

 

This brings me to another topic of why is farting so funny for many and make others angry? I know the smell is troublesome but if you are out of reach why does it stop you in your tracks in some emotional outburst?

 

I saw a video somewhere about a cow (if you are sensitive to animals don’t read any further) who these grown men where feeding things to make the cow pass even more gas than normal.

 

The proceeded to use a flame as the cow did its thing. As you would expect the fire shot out and the men would laugh away all their troubles. Then they decided to up the stakes and feed the cow triple dosage…instead of the flame shooting out it sucked in and after a few seconds the men were covered in cow. I think one of them got hurt in the process as well…stupid all the way around…I wasted my time watching that but couldn’t stop doing it.

 

Sorry if this disturbed you but it was on my mind. Enjoy life!