WORDS OF WISDOM

 

"If you want to change the world do it when you are a bachelor.

After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."

 

Normally a man speaks 25,000 words a day and a woman, 30,000.

But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his

25,000 words and the wife is just getting started with her 30,000!

 

Listening to the wife is like reading the Terms & Conditions of a website ...

You don‘t understand it but you still accept it.

 

Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband ...

the poor King can take only one step at a time ...

Whilst the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

 

Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life? ...

How can you let such good training go to waste!!!

 

All Men are Brave,

 

Horror Movies don't scare them ...

But 5 Missed Calls from the Wife ... surely does!

 

 

What is Checkmate?

 

You tell your wife I saw a lady who looked exactly like you"

and the wife asks,

"WAS SHE HOT..??"

You can t say 'No' and you can’t say 'Yes' now that’s Checkmate!

 

STOCK MARKET EFFECT:

 

A Depressed Husband to his fat wife:

"You are my only investment that has doubled''!