I have an 8 month old cat. I have an 8 month old cat that obviously thinks I can see through his fat head. I have an 8 month old cat that clearly doesn't care that I'm trying to type - anything.

Two minutes ago, he purposely pushed my mouse off the desk and laid on half the keyboard - and had the nerve to look me straight in the face while doing so. He even seemed proud of it. He also completely disregarded my threats of cooking him, eating him, and turning him into a lovely pair of mittens.

Because he's a jackass.
[Are we allowed to swear here?]

I love this animal. He makes me laugh. He's still a jackass though...

[Oh, and yes, that picture is mine - and of my non-see through cat...as he drapes himself over my monitor...because he's a JACKASS...]