DESCRIPTION

To the hiring manager,
Lo! Look to the skies! It is that noble journeyman Locktar Bismar!

Riding astride Clorvax, his faithful cat-dragon, Loctar is charged with safeguarding the Imperium from the forces of evil! When he is not engaged in far ranging adventurism, Locktar enjoys volunteering at the local animal shelter and expanding his CLIENT NETWORK!!! He possesses many hireable qualities such as COMPUTER SOFTWARES!! His interpersonal skills are unmatched in the seven kingdoms; he has attained the hide of the Nimean Lion (which he doth slay) and he can type 60 wpm.

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