Athena Times | Vol. 7, No. 9
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Joke First Post
Mom and Dad told Julia, our granddaughter, that she was going to have a baby sister or brother. “It’s a secret and we……
Demetri Martin Jokes
"I think you should be able to hit one person per year with your car. Not to kill them. Just to communicate." - Demetri Martin "I……
Halloween is around the corner
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Me, Myself, and Him
Jimmy had trouble figuring out when to use I instead of me. Then one day, while creating a sentence in front of the……
Poetry Joke
A request from a Husband.
CAUTION Even if your wife uses dual sim fone, save both numbers with one name:"WIFE" Never save it as "wife1" and "wife2". ……
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We are going to have a wonderful time tonight, honey” said the young man to his fiancee as he greeted her in the living-room……
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I laughed so much with this silly jokes that I hope you like them too! SOme of them are really silly, but that doesn't mean bad...……
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Joke: Fighting For Cows...
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not……
Smiles Will Constantly Brighten Your Day
Grinning is 1 of the easiest and cheapest methods to enhance one's high quality of life and the advantages from grinning reach extra……
Jokes are dangerous
Some of the most entertaining quotes, in our opinion, are those that are not only witty, but also wise — conveying……
Funny Joke
Sex jokes - Anniversary A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary:- Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?- Yes, honey,……
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How much is the charge?
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer."Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client."Of course", the lawyer……
Nothing but the truth
"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?""Well, your Honour," said the witness,……
Know the difference?
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come……
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad: It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in……
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives……
FUNNY JOKES ( selosong mister tumawag sa asawa )
MR : Hello ? Nasan ka !? MRS : Sa bahay lang . MR : I - ON mo nga ang blender . MRS : ( in- on nga ) Reeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr……
Jokes
Papa : Nalayak itni raat ko kaha se aa raha hai???Beta : Apni girlfriend se milne gaya tha…. Papa : Kiss Liye???Beta……
Joke 0.3
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,……
Joke 0.2
An 8-‐year-‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in……
9 Funniest Code Comments by Programmers
9 Funniest Code Comments by Programmers 1. When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing. Now, God only knows 2. I……
Joke 0.1
A boy doesn't want eat tablet for fever so his mother put the tablet inside an egg and gave him to eat.After sometime mothers asked……
The Sick Pony
The farmer spent the night in the barn. Earlier in the day, he realized his pony wasn't feeling well. She moped around all day instead……
Intelligent girls
Wife and Husband
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The Secret To His Speed (limerick)
Surprising how fast he could be The cause of that smoke it was he Just how he was spurred And when this occurred Whenever is heard……
The Survivor’s Words (limerick)
Brave men said they couldn’t recall Just how they survived terror’s squall So many did wail As their spirits fail Another……
My Son (limerick)
I recall when son was baby And all loved to hold this cutie But when air turned grave And noses they’d wave How quickly they……
The Cleansing (limerick)
The souls of the brave men would cower In hopes of some shelter they’d scour And church bells would ring Some mercy to bring……
I Do This For You (limerick)
To insure there’s peace in my nest A grant the whole world extra rest For when life turns prickly I respond most slickly When……
[JOKES] Doctor with Patient
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says,……
What Did I Do Last Night (limerick)
I called up my girlfriend to see If she’d like to go out with me She didn’t pretend Our love was at end So I called girlfriend……
Treasured Words (limerick)
A dream was the night we were wed So sweet were the words which she said As I held her near She whispered in ear How rich is our dear……
It’s All In How One Sees It (limerick)
They laughed at their friend over brew You let girls walk all over you He took a sip then He told fellow men How much that he enjoyed……
Growing Up Is Hard To Do (limerick)
He’d duck and he’d weave and he’d bob And then he did break down and sob To heaven he pleaded Computer conceded……
Rejection And The Manly Mind (limerick)
When beauty stuck nose up at me My manly mind soon set me free I let my pride go By letting friends know Her boogers were so plain……
I’ll Never Forget Her Name (limerick)
My whole world just wasn’t the same When to my life this beauty came In love I was thrown With wonder unknown And Leave Me Alone……
A Miracle (limerick)
His demise was not far away He told doctor he could not pay The doctor was wise His charts re-apprise He put the demise on delay ……
Swings Can Be So Romantic (limerick)
When my wife was riding a swing Please give me a push she did sing So I ran to car Which wasn’t that far And shot her to star……
Terror’s Terror (limerick)
A brute of such strength and such power Each soul of distaste he’d devour This horrible thing No bullet could sting But wife’s……
Making Woopie (limerick)
I met girl at bar really hot And so were the toys which she brought I’d soon understand What cowgirl had planned And……
Why My Eye Cry (limerick)
Wife’s beauty would oft make me cry And I’ll share with you secret why Sure I was the guy For whom she’d apply Store’s……
Dad Died For This (limerick)
I asked mom why dad had to die She said twas for you and for I This dinner dispersed In which we’re submersed Dear dad was the……
Wife’s Tying To Bed Again (limerick)
Imagine what went through my head When wife tied me down to the bed And blindfold adhere So all I could hear You can’t leave……
Reason For War (limerick)
The lines of the battle were drawn And my hope for peace would be gone The reason for strife A party went rife When hostess had wife’s……
What Lights Went On When My Son Started To Talk (limerick)
My son started talking with ease My wife our young genius would please But I grew concerned With blah blah he churned Was then that……
This Real Bitter Pill (limerick)
I couldn’t believe it was true But wife and I were really through And no tear could still This real bitter pill When waiter……
Always On My Mind (limerick)
Small wonder how my secret spread I couldn’t get girl off my head I caught people staring A laugh they were sharing A nice hat……
A Chef Is Born (limerick)
One night I cooked family treat They broke out in song at my feat No evil so rude Could dampen their mood The night I cooked food……
Can Someone Please Explain These Rules To Me (limerick)
She taught me a new game to play It’s easy the gypsy did say Though rules put in hand Still don’t understand Read get……
The Final Frontier (limerick)
Thus astronaut challenged his peers This exploration could take years And what will it mean This knowledge we’ll glean From……
Preparing for Guests (Jokes)
Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur……
He Cannot Say How Amazing His Wife Is (limerick)
Such wonders his wife would display Amazement she brought to each day The riches she stocked Reality shocked Till mental ward locked……
Husband & Wife jokes
Wife is busy packing her clothes.Man: and where are u going?.Wife: I’m moving to my mother.Husband also starts packing..Wife:……
Choosing A Bathroom (limerick)
At the hardware store other day I became the source of dismay When to nature’s throws The bathroom I chose Was just one of those……
At It (Wink Wink) Again (limerick)
Wife winked as she turned off the light It signaled a night of delight Then in bed we flew And curtains we drew So we could both view……
A Squirrel A Scream A Tree (limerick)
My wife’s screaming made my head whirl The day I was chasing a squirr’l I cried what the heck As up tree he’d trek……
Don’t Even Think About It (limerick)
A husband was full of regret A lesson he’ll never forget Unless you want strife To enter your life You can’t win your……
And The Winner Is (limerick)
Each night wife and I wildly fought Insane was the pleasure we got Oh it was a shame As lost we became In video game that we bought……
Beauty Is In The Glass Of The Beholder (limerick)
A vision of pure ecstasy She’s why we have two eyes to see If you think that’s rot And girl ain’t so hot Then perhaps……
The Love General (limerick)
In silence he planned his attack Somewhere in her yakety yak A way to unfurl This so precious pearl The clue to get girl into sack……
The Police Didn’t Listen To Me Either (limerick)
The strangest thing I ever saw A lady tucked breasts in her bra She was at food store Where she tucked much more Till searched at……
It’s The Thought That Counts (limerick)
He wondered just what she would say If he took his wife out today Through world they would stroll Her smile for his goal He wondered……
How Was Work (limerick)
It came time for yearly review I asked my boss how did I do Your work’s really hot Was reply I got A shame we do not employ……
An Unanswered Question (limerick)
Each man’s brain has bore this before Its terror is so hard to shore It’s easy to flee So why didn’t he When her……
A Great Dog Trick (limerick)
That’s awesome I had to admit When friend told his dog stick to get Dog to task assigned Brought best he could find And even……
Dear Dad’s Final Words (limerick)
Remember the words dear dad said While laying upon death’s dark bed From this misery My son set me free I can’t see T.V.……
The Meaning Of Dreams (limerick)
Each night I was bothered by dreams What messages hid in their streams My heart started leaping At secrets they’re keeping They……
Its Joke Time "Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot ng Pamasahe sa JEEP "MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"
Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot ng Pamasahe sa JEEP "MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"——#MedyoJinggoy Manong: San galing……
The Kung Fu Master (limerick)
At kung fu I was a real pro I learned secrets masters did know No force under sky Could beat this young guy When from a fight I quickly……
When Will A Man Be Too Old (limerick)
My old father wept and he whined When he was to care home assigned In disgust he loomed And insults exhumed Till cute nurses bloomed……
Really funny
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and……
just forfun
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!"……
Joking
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,……
The Open And Shut Case (limerick)
Asked didn’t you use common sense By victims of the man’s offense Oh yes the man swore As proof even more Showed maniacs……
Slow Mom, Fast Mom! (Jokes)
Little Freddie's mother was in the hospital, and he was paying a visit to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room……
Putt-Putt (limerick)
This putt-putt caused tears to descend This putt-putt of evil portend This putt-putt grossed name My putt-putt of shame The putt-putt……
Eau de Plan (limerick)
One night I picked fight with a skunk A concept not very well thunk Though I stunk like (well) The same place plan fell My……
Make A Wish (limerick)
A wife wishing at wishing well When down the well her husband fell Insults he was dishing As she heard him swishing But boy did her……
Oh Yah Blame It On Rover (limerick)
No matter how hard the man tries Or size of the tears that he cries Nor wishes on clover Or blames put on rover Can pull the wool……
Her Secret To Losing Weight (limerick)
Friends asked her how she stayed so slim You must give us name of your gym So she took their hand To bar that was banned Where men……
I Sing Like A Bird (limerick)
My wife said I sang like a bird I said dear you’re being absurd When from house she’d flee Still shouting at me The worst……
The Last Sad Goodbye Kiss (limerick)
How sadly my wife use to cry Whenever I’d kiss her goodbye Each kiss I’d give Beth Brought visions of death Until I gave……
The Hot Wife (limerick)
Wife never was this hot before (All) night scarcely clad she cried for more Her womanly spice My manhood entice Till I bought her……
I’m a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people-Joke
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane……
I Still Can Remember (limerick)
When I was a wee little guy My dad loved to toss me in sky Such Joys he was hatching And thrills without matching I wish he gave catching……
Sex Isn’t Everything (limerick)
For her he would hop he would run For her he’d do feats that would stun For her worlds he’d whirl For her treasures twirl……
The Choir Director (limerick)
The man oft had problems with test Let’s face it for brains he’s not blessed But here is the thing That gives him his……
The Secret To His Speed (limerick)
Surprising how fast he could be The cause of that smoke it was he Just how he was spurred And when this occurred Whenever is heard……
I Got Girls Drunk For My Evil Purposes (limerick)
You might think me low-life and skunk At bars I would get girls real drunk The booze’s allurance Would cut their endurance As……
Help! Someone Has Stolen Our Son (limerick)
They wouldn’t see son anymore Some stranger had taken him o’er To them rarely talked His brain now seemed blocked The……
Where is the Mouse?
Girl: I' in a big trouble! Boy: Why is that? Girl: I saw a mouse in my house! Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. Girl:……
Her Beauty Was Really Breathtaking (limerick)
I met a young girl other day Her beauty took my breath away My dreams they did soar As never before As passed out on floor I did lay……
Best Way To Feel Good (limerick)
Told doctor I didn’t feel good He said I don’t see why you should To end my dismay There’s only one way Nurse Good……
Joke : Cafeteria
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason."What kind of pie do you……
Joke : An Apple A Day
Jake came rushing in to see his Dad."Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?""That's what they say,"……
The Miracle Cure (limerick)
I found cure for my misery And cheaper than a doctor’s fee (And) from pain would be drawn A bright golden dawn When I set wife……
The Beautiful Fortune Teller (limerick)
She saw the man’s future in ball And to the brave man told it all This beauty’s no fake In forecasts she’d make……
Pamana :D
Si AMBO ay naghihingalo na at malapit ng mamatay sa isang ospital. nakapalibot sa kanya mga anak nya at asawa at may inihabilin sya……
[Joke] School
Mom.: Son , get up its time to go to College.Son: No Mom. I don't want to go to college.Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to……
[Joke] Guy - Girl
A guy asked a girl in a library;“Do you mind if I sit beside you”?Thegirl answered with a loudvoice;"IDON’T WANT……
Will’s experience at the airport
After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office……
Wrong email address
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet……
Sperm Education - Just a Joke
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel……
Quickies - Q/A (Joke)
Q. What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys -------------------------------------------……
Joke : Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of……
Joke : When Were People Born?
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and……
Joke : An Egg
Q : What can only be used after it is broken? A : An egg.
Joke : Barbie
Q : Why did Barbie never get pregnant? A : Ken always came in another box.
Joke : Live To Be 60
Doctor : You’ll live to be 60!Patient : I am 60! Doctor : See! What did I tell you?
Joke : Laughing At You
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there……
Joke : Cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I……
Joke : What Do Animals Give You?
Teacher : Kids,what does the chicken give you?Student : Meat!Teacher : Very good! Now what does the pig give you?Student : Bacon!Teacher……
Joke : Computer Password
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the……
Joke : How Would You Describe Me?
Wife : "How would you describe me?" Husband : "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife ……
So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo...
right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most……
Why you shouldn't ask for help, EVER !!
Why not to ask "Can someone here fix the redeye in my pic?" on a forum.
A man and his wife..!! Very funny jokes read now...!!!
A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day……
Joke: Buy a Husband
There was a new shop opening in town. The advertisement announced a special offer. All women were allowed to try it out for free provided……
Afghani Jokes( Mullah Nasraddin)
Mullah Nasruddin was on the ground under a streetlamp searching frantically for his key. After awhile, several passersby joined in……
PAKISTANI GIRLFRIEND
If you are girlfriend of someone then you are lucky and if you are not then he is lucky. According to my observation, having a girlfriend……
WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER
I know that every family loves taking vacations to see some really awesome and spectacular locations for everyone to enjoy where……
short poem
When she was young she was so sweet But when she grew up she got stuck-up poem by me, Lisa……
