In the New Forest, England, born and raised
On the playground was were I spent most of my days
Muckin' about, chattin', playin' all cool
And all busting some street moves outside of the school
When a couple of strangers who were up in the 'hood
Got me stuck on a site called Facebook for good
I got in one roleplay and it all went from there.
And now I'm princess of a town called Bel-Air.

Oh wait no I'm not.